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About Me Member Pornographic Connoisseur Alex CerburMale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Years
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IMMA ANGRY DRAGON EFFING GRR

PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS PENIS

WANNA LOSE WEIGHT?

Sat Nov 24, 2007, 6:56 PM
Wanna lose weight, fast?

Are you tired of all the failed diets, half-hearted attempts at exercising, even those ineffective weight loss pills?

Did you fail miserably when attempting to become either anorexic or bulimic?

Well, come to Butch’s down on Slaughter and we’ll help you become an amputee!

Remarkably fast weight loss guaranteed or your limbs back.

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  • Mood: Aroused
  • Listening to: Moans from a gay porn on my TV.
  • Reading: Subtitles to said porn, for it is foreign.
  • Watching: A foreign gay porn.
  • Playing: With my penis.
  • Eating: Dust mites from the air.
  • Drinking: ... You don't want to know.

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For my meals I turn to Johnsons Dead Baby food.
They have a variety of delicious flavors that just keep me running back to the store for more: decayed babies, bloody babies, dumpster babies, and many more scrumptious tasting treats for the whole family!
Or, feeling a little peckish?
Well for the big man out there who really loves his baby food(I know I do), they even come in Siamese!
So hurry to your nearest convenient store and get your dead baby today before it becomes illegal!
...
oh shit that was fast
nevermind

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Texas. Hyuk, howdy. Bitch.
  • Interests: Stuff.
  • Favourite movie: ... *coughfightclubcough*
  • Favourite band or musician: More stuff, this time involving audio requirements.
  • Favourite genre of music: Good music.
  • Favourite artist: H.R. Giger.
  • Favourite poet or writer: wats aw ritr wat het helL$ a b00k
  • MP3 player of choice: That pretensious iPod bastard that is chillin in my bag
  • Shell of choice: Conch!
  • Skin of choice: Mine?
  • Favourite game: Guitar Hero because I have NO REAL SKILL
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS mother fucking 3
  • Favourite cartoon character: Cartman. That counts, right?
  • Personal Quote: ... Oh, god, the darkness... Must... slit... wrists...
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil and or pen.

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~J-PAR Oct 9, 2009, 12:04:42 PM
you my random deviant of the day :dummy:

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oh! and my Journal is updated every month with random photography news!

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~shiznaik Oct 9, 2009, 3:33:23 PM
well neato
but why for i suck :P
im diggin that smiley btw thats fuckin hilarious
diggin your camera too you got some bad ass shots

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I'm a manic-depressive with a gun.

I'd run like hell if I were you.
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~J-PAR Oct 9, 2009, 4:40:08 PM
o: you don't suck! I can't draw to save my mother you lucky bastard! so keep up the good work! XD and thank you

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~shiznaik Oct 12, 2009, 12:01:49 AM
haha k
youre delusional but very nice thank you
makes me feel all warm n fuzzy inside
that may just be indigestion but nonetheless...
:D

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I'm a manic-depressive with a gun.

I'd run like hell if I were you.
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~J-PAR Oct 12, 2009, 6:46:25 PM
delusional!?.... maybe but indigestion I'm not my Sr.

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:iconchemicalcoffee:
~chemicalcoffee May 18, 2009, 4:47:07 PM
Lol. Nice bong.

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You scream louder than fiction, and you get down on your knees... tear open your heart, so I can love you and your disease..
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~shiznaik May 21, 2009, 12:07:19 PM
you want a hit?

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I'm a manic-depressive with a gun.

I'd run like hell if I were you.
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~chemicalcoffee May 21, 2009, 4:17:06 PM
Fuck yeah!! lol.

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You scream louder than fiction, and you get down on your knees... tear open your heart, so I can love you and your disease..
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