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WANNA LOSE WEIGHT?

Sat Nov 24, 2007, 7:56 PM
Wanna lose weight, fast?

Are you tired of all the failed diets, half-hearted attempts at exercising, even those ineffective weight loss pills?

Did you fail miserably when attempting to become either anorexic or bulimic?

Well, come to Butch’s down on Slaughter and we’ll help you become an amputee!

Remarkably fast weight loss guaranteed or your limbs back.

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  • Mood: Aroused
  • Listening to: Moans from a gay porn on my TV.
  • Reading: Subtitles to said porn, for it is foreign.
  • Watching: A foreign gay porn.
  • Playing: With my penis.
  • Eating: Dust mites from the air.
  • Drinking: ... You don't want to know.

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For my meals I turn to Johnsons Dead Baby food.
They have a variety of delicious flavors that just keep me running back to the store for more: decayed babies, bloody babies, dumpster babies, and many more scrumptious tasting treats for the whole family!
Or, feeling a little peckish?
Well for the big man out there who really loves his baby food(I know I do), they even come in Siamese!
So hurry to your nearest convenient store and get your dead baby today before it becomes illegal!
...
oh shit that was fast
nevermind

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Texas. Hyuk, howdy. Bitch.
  • Interests: Stuff.
  • Favourite movie: ... *coughfightclubcough*
  • Favourite band or musician: More stuff, this time involving audio requirements.
  • Favourite genre of music: Good music.
  • Favourite artist: H.R. Giger.
  • Favourite poet or writer: wats aw ritr wat het helL$ a b00k
  • MP3 player of choice: That pretensious iPod bastard that is chillin in my bag
  • Shell of choice: Conch!
  • Skin of choice: Mine?
  • Favourite game: Guitar Hero because I have NO REAL SKILL
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS mother fucking 3
  • Favourite cartoon character: Cartman. That counts, right?
  • Personal Quote: ... Oh, god, the darkness... Must... slit... wrists...
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil and or pen.

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Comments


~chemicalcoffee:iconchemicalcoffee: May 18, 2009, 5:47:07 PM
Lol. Nice bong.

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You scream louder than fiction, and you get down on your knees.
~shiznaik:iconshiznaik: May 21, 2009, 1:07:19 PM
you want a hit?

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I'm a manic-depressive with a gun.

I'd run like hell if I were you.
~chemicalcoffee:iconchemicalcoffee: May 21, 2009, 5:17:06 PM
Fuck yeah!! lol.

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~Freak1992:iconFreak1992: Apr 18, 2009, 3:00:19 AM
Thank for the comment :)

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*bobbyrock:iconbobbyrock: Jan 22, 2009, 2:17:48 AM
for so long u kept me out of ur watch...shame on u.. im sending worms to your profile.. :D

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~shiznaik:iconshiznaik: Jan 24, 2009, 2:11:09 AM
shit they wont try to live in my intestines will they

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I'm a manic-depressive with a gun.

I'd run like hell if I were you.
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